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The Bible and the Human Mind, by T.L. Winslow (TLW)

The Bible and the Human Mind

Links to the Bible and Its Claims to be the

Lord of the Human Mind

by T.L. Winslow (TLW), "The World's Greatest Genius"™

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© 2001-2009 by T.L. Winslow. All Rights Reserved. Last update: June 18, 2011.

There must be some kind of way out of here, said the joker to the thief? I'm getting over you today, today, and I don't regret it all? Challenge doesn't built character, it reveals it? Do you have what it takes to move forward?

JW: Knock, knock. Non-JW: Who's there? JW: Dumbass. Non-JW:Dumbass who? JW: You, I hope. Do you have the word Dumbass stamped on your forehead like me? Let me in.

This page of cool links is for the many unfortunate sufferers of Millennium Fever, and those considering getting it, especially JWs (Jehovah's Witlesses, er, Witnesses, no, Witlesses). It's the great question of TLW's life, Door Number 1 or Door Number 2, how about you, I hope not? Let's say you ask for Door Number 3, analyze it before jumping into blind belief with both bare feet. You think you might want to do some clicking and reading before spending any more time knocking on your neighbors' doors? Not only a general Web page of links on the credibility of the Booble-Bunkle Bible pro and con, but, as an added plus, the Top JW Exposure Web Page on the Net. All for free, as a public service. Maybe there's some hope that the Bible is intellectually creditable somehow still, but them *!?!? JWs, they gotta go, they really gotta go. Rated G, now playing.

Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby? The Jehovah's Witnesses Borg Cult and Its Dirty Laundry - Click and Weep, Get Over It, Then Laugh and Get a Life

Quick Definition of Jehovah's Witless (JW).


Quick Background on the JWs. Or: What cult calls itself Christian but disses the Cross, and encourages believers to pass the bread and wine by at the yearly Passover so they won't go to heaven, because when they lay themselves down to die they ain't going up to the spirit in the sky?
Short History of the JWs. You're pretty good at arithmetic. Is it a religion based on the Bible, or a cult based on owning a monopolistic publishing house that controls copyrights and forces you into becoming an unpaid distributor (they call it "publisher") of their tons of crap that uses the Bible (actually, their Bible, copyright and all) as a punch line to make you obey them? How the Internet has caused it to hit a brick wall and may become its ultimate destroyer, C, Tinkerbell, final answer.
How the JWs are organized.
Want stronger teeth, chew Orbit? The real way it works. Everybody must knock-knock-knock and push the Watchtower lit. at their own expense to prove to God that he should save them later, and by definition, not save the bums who shut the doors in their faces and didn't take any. At least that's how they keep you in, because you build up so many grudges at the rejection that there's nobody left to accept you but them. Now it's natural to keep doing it forever while waiting for an Armageddon that never arrives. Meanwhile anybody that could have talked you out of it has already shut the door in your face, so it's no problemo to stay in because you've left "the world", and accepted theirs. And what's really nice is that after the Big A, your WT hierarchy will be your "princes" and rule you forever, oh boy, I can't wait, yes I can!
YouTube: Typical JW mass meeting showing them singing their bland laundered hymns.
YouTube: JWs: A History of Shame.
YouTube: Time to Blow the Cover on JWs.
YouTube: The Mysterious Watchtower Governing Board.
YouTube: Ex-JW therapist discusses JW mind control.
YouTube: Ex-JW discusses how he freed his mind.
One person's Swift Boat voyage through the Watchtower's fantasy river.
How JW mind control works.
Dealing with Jehovah's Witlesses. Step-by-step instructions.
How to Get Rid of Jehovah's Witnesses.
YouTube: How They Make You Sell Your Soul to the JW Org.
Are JWs a cult? (If they're not, what is, knock on wood?)
List of reasons they're a cult, are sick and ruin entire families' lives, etc.
101 Strange Beliefs and Practices of the JWs.
The Masonic Origins of the JWs, Mormons et al.
JW Founder Pastor Charles Taze Russell (1852-1916) was a Mason. Watch TOWER - get it?
YouTube: Charles in Charge Hustle was into the occult.
Charles Taze Russell's Bloodline. The Russell family is central in the Illuminati conspiracy. Claims the top Watchtower brass are Satanists.
Lame attempts to defend Russell.
The JWs and Freemasonry. Links Pastor Russell to the Illuminati, B'nai Brith and the Rothschilds.
YouTube: Why the JWs are a cult of liars.
The JWs and the Mormons both controlled by the same secret organization?
Mormons and JWs alike suck Illuminati eggplant?
Jehovah, ancient astronaut from the Pleiades? JW pres. Judge J.F. Rutherford thought so.
Stupid JW beliefs that have been abandoned by the Watchtower over the years.
The JWs and their Sick Dirty Laundry of Backing Medical Quackery
Have you heard about Miracle-lax? YouTube: The divinely-inspired Watchtower once proclaimed that aluminum is of the Devil.
PBS Film Knocking.
YouTube: Clip from Knocking.
Famous JWs - all three of them. And the most famous one grabs his crotch in public and sleeps with boys. The second most famous one released a song in 1980 called Head about a bride-to-be told to give oral sex to a man other than the lucky groom.
YouTube: Homos and pedophiles up high in the WT org. covered-up.
Speaking of head. The Watchtower prohibits oral sex between JWs, incl. married partners, despite failing to find Bible verses on the issue. Keep your head in your Watchtower lit. please?
From the WT: Forget about premarital sex, even oral. You want to live on Paradise Earth don't ya, sucker?
YouTube: JW Bedroom Laws
Why 1% of JWs get disfellowshipped (excommunicated) each year for various BS, incl. for going down on each other and telling. Proof that oral sex increases IQ?
YouTube: What the JW org. does to those who are disfellowshipped.
How the ideal JW door-knocking never-copulating never-orgasming couple is also preferably childless.
Is the JW cult a haven for closet pedophiles and gays?
Case of a perverted elder who made his downline go down on him.
Let's go to the wildlife experience? Big Cheese Founder Pastor Charles Taze Russell: a pedophile? Or just desperately lonely and horny? His bizarre beautiful but sexless JW wife Maria who refused to ever have sex with him, only Bible reading, and later sued for divorce after he prohibited her from public teaching, allowing her to expose his dirty laundry of hanky-panky with secretaries et al. Ever since, all JW women have an example to follow, I hope not?
France alleges JW coverup of pedophile members.
YouTube video on JW Silent Lambs sex abuse scandal in the U.S.
YouTube: Connie Chung on JWs molesting children and how elders covered it up.
JW treatment of whistleblowers.
JWs prohibited from setting up their own Web sites.
The Witch Tower explains why no Internet for JWs: all that porno.
The real reason: ease of access of info. exposing them.
YouTube: Big JW gathering showing the worldwide unity (read mass mind control) of unplugged JW morons. No Internet devices in sight. (Ironically, if they ever figure out that the Internet is their Great Frontier, and begin pooling their billions of net worth and billions of available man-hours into hooking every member up in their own separate JWNet, maybe with their own satellites, so they can brainwash them in their homes or wherever they go 24/7, they will really get dangerous. That's why I hope they officially keep their members off while more and more sneak on and find out that they're a sick fraud and quit on them, and begin enjoying porno, rock & roll, gambling and other real-world sites, maybe upload homemade JW pornos, who knows, it could get interesting?)
The spooky Noah's Ark-like WT Headquarters, filled with regimented zombie workers.
Why do so many JW Kingdom Halls have no Windows, er, windows? They're like Noah's Ark and when the Big A comes they will be safe?
JW Border Patrol :)
JWs do have their WWII martyrs, a few thousand, er, hundred, er, you figure it out.
As if Jehovah's Witlesses don't make themselves martyrs all the time with their totally insane doctrine prohibiting life-saving blood transfusions. After all that door-knocking, their own heads are as hard as wood and never smell of oral sex, while their blood is 100% their own, no help needed there, even after a terrible auto accident, after all, it must have been forseen by God and is a test?
JWs are the #1 killer cult?
U.S. govt. persecution of JWs during WWII.
Imagine having to choose in a hospital whether to receive a quick blood transfusion to save your life or be summarily kicked out of the JWs, who are busy watching your every move, but later play legal games to stifle lawsuits?
Bible scholar says that WT doctrine prohibiting BTs is full of crap.
How the Governing Board backed down in 2000, claiming there is no longer any automatic disfellowshipping for BTs, although still discouraging them and leaving their suckers with the belief that they will not live on Paradise Earth with cannibal blood floating in their veins.
More on the GB's progressive copouts on transfusions.
Another GB copout in Bulgaria.
Official JW Web Site explains the insane policy against blood transfusions in weak wishy-washy don't-sue-us language, like they know they will be?
Older WT article laying out their best case against BTs. Smacks of their medical quack quack days? Doesn't mention that the real reason for the prohibition is totally Biblical, not scientific, because if BTs were 100% safe and effective, they'd still rather die than miss out on Paradise?
YouTube: The Watch Tower: Killing People since 1931.
How the doctrine prohibiting receiving a blood transfusion has caused some JWs to form an underground splinter group.
The sad JW doctrine prohibiting college education and how they finally had to cool it after creating generations of poorly-educated door-knocking zombies who couldn't make a living in the U.S. and other advanced countries.
How many Awake mags. do JWs have to read to equal their missing college education?
Forget singing Rock of Ages in a Kingdom Hall. The Watchtower has to control copyrights on everything, even the hymns, all boring, uninspiring and full of JW doctrinal fine print.
YouTube: Hit it! A JW hymn sung by a squirrel.
Why a JW won't come to your birthday party. Your birth was no miracle of God worth celebrating?
Ex-JWs tell stories.
List of JWs who have murdered loved ones to send them to Paradise?
And why not? All JWs are supposed to die rather than receive a blood transfusion?
How they lie to puff their U.S. membership by adding in their brainwashed kids.
Sacrificing Little Convert Kids to the Watchtower Idol, and they brag about it? If it's not a cult, why do they force death on their own kids, or was it them little kiddies' own idea so blame them?
JWs are wacked out?
The Stupidest, Most Ridiculous Watchtower Teaching?
The JWs Exposed by (don't say other?) Christians.
Funny/Shocking stuff found in JW lit.
The Internat. Bible Students. Russell's org. started out fairly innocently, until he died and the hardcore power-hungry took it over, causing those who only wanted to study the Bible and think for themselves to march out and set up their own org., which only has maybe 10K in it now vs. 6M Witlesses.
The JW New World (Order?) Translation and its problems.
YouTube: The Faulty JW Bible.
The Big 1975 Swindle. There's too much confusion, I can't get no relief? YouTube: How the JWs used to beat on your door predicting Armageddon in 1975 to keep the 50-60-70-year-old anointed dopes going after seeing their lives wasted, which worked because even non-JW Bible-thumpers thought the Big A must be coming around the year 2000, and this gives them a 25-year headstart to claim all the credit - until the fit hit the shan, with many JW dopes having sold their property expecting Da World to End in vain. Of course the WT kept buying property and signing long-term leases like they thought it would go on for a century.
YouTube: Watch Tower spokesman claiming that 1975 is the last year before Armageddon in order to get rich?
The Aug. 15, 1968 WT Mag. Article that seems to predict Armageddon in 1975, worded in a way to allow them to deny it later, while inciting frenzy until the last second.
YouTube: Believe what I say not what I publish? They will run screaming out of their houses begging to join in 1975? Stay alive until 75? Only their official mass-produced lit. hedges its bets. In their conventions, they are more open.
Funny article on JW organization's inner turmoil after the Big A didn't come in 1975 and a bunch of pissed-off JWs walked out.
YouTube: How falling for the 1975 Armagedddon prophecy ruined JWs' lives.
After the 1975 Fiasco, they change to the view that the End is Fluid?
Fluid as in hot magma: The JWs are hotter than ever about Armageddon around the corner as of 2006?
Criticism of the JW Armageddon scenario by a Christian Bible-thumper.
JWs: Armageddon Museum.
Pres. Eisenhower's Jehovah's Witness Background Coverup
A Christian attempts to refute the JWs using the Bible.
1914 was Christ's Second Coming and only the JWs could see it?
How the year 1914 got to be the JW Santa baby.
YouTube: Claim that the JWs got 1914 from paganism.
Babylon the Great fell in 1919 and us benighted worldies missed that one too?
More on how the keystone JW Doctrine is BS.
More on shifting JW timetables.
The key JW doctrine requires the non-college-educated geniuses who run the Watchtower to boldly slide well-established history timelines by 20 years, oh boy I want my money back from that college.
Charles Dazed Russell's original chronology was based on the definitely pagan Great Pyramid of Giza, which the WT later changed and covered-up.
The Watchtower never prophesied?
This is Budweiser, this is beer? The Paradise Awaiting the Lucky JWs. Excuse me, it looks like a phony pile of manure, and I am not impressed. For instance, not a single book in sight, other than Watchtower lit. And who does the work now?
One little catch. Big J will first come down to Earth and put non-JWs through Hell.
The 1963 book Babylon the Great Has Fallen. God's Kingdom Rules. A great read to the untutored, but but but?
JW Pres. Judge Rutherford and his weird beliefs.
Speaking of beer. Judge Rutherford was a boozer, therefore it's okay for JWs to drink but not smoke?
YouTube: Why doorknockers are told to be beardless even though both of their supposed bosses Jesus and grandmaster Taze-R wore beards.
Ahem, Jesus was portrayed as clean-shaven in Watchtower lit. from 1930-68. The Womp Tower then reversed itself when somebody who went to college finally told them that only Romans back then were clean-shaven and Barack Obama hadn't been born yet. This is the self-proclaimed only voice of Jehovah on Earth, that can't even definitively picture whether Jesus shaved his face or his ass?
How the JWs twist the Bible to justify not worshipping the Savior Jesus.
YouTube: WT cartoon explains their insane Christology. Their idea of Christ is like Mission: Impossible, nothing about what it means to be human and suffer, he doesn't care about you, why should you care about him, because after all, he was Perfect, look at his nails, and now he's your Coming Hit Man, ruling invisibly in Comic Book Heaven through guess what, starts with W ends with Dumbass, never mind shave your beard? Intellectually bankrupt? Pass the barf bags?
Speaking of nails, the insane WT portrayal of Jesus that's designed to make JWs want to pray to Jehovah not him, but only through their WT org., and never develop a personal relationship with him, but only with the WT org. flubbed up when it portrayed him as hanging from a stake with a single nail at the wrists, because John 20:25 says "Unless I see in his hands the print of the nails and stick my finger into the print of the nails... I will certainly not believe". Yep, JWs certainly don't believe that Jesus is their Messiah.
YouTube: The utterly retarded modern JW portrayals of Jesus Christ. In-your-face proof that they don't worship Jesus, unless they worship the Marlboro Man and Tom Cruise. Worse, they routinely portray him hanging there without a mark on him, like he was just made-up by Edith Head for a photo opp. and is later going to catch a plane to Palm Springs. To anybody who read the Gospels and felt what he must have suffered, and finds a deep meaning in it, this is beyond outrageous, call Mel Gibson quick, see if he'll liquor up and head for Brooklyn? Their Jesus is just a straw man they depict in their lit. to fool casual Christian readers so they can claim they're Christian. If the Devil were the artist, he couldn't have torpedoed the awful reality of Christ's suffering better?
The bizarre JW claim that Jesus was impaled on a stake sans Vlad the Impaler is denied by archeologists.
Er, not all archeologists. One backs them up in July 2010.
YouTube: JWs and the Cross.
YouTube: Cross v. Torture Stake. How the WT misquotes references to take away the crossbeam, then goofs and puts it in their own drawing.
JW Funding. No, they don't get rich selling their crappy lit., they give it to you free to hook you into the cult, never asking for donations, because they will soon return to personally go over "their" lit. with you in your home, making you answer Mickey Mouse questions so you think it's your ideas now, and then invite and pressure you to their endless studies at their Kingdom Halls, where you are encouraged to raise your hand in the crowd (where you are the Big Fish, everybody else having been a JW for ages) and give the cartoon answers, after which they hope you'll go home and start an argument with your friends and get rejected, whereupon they'll love you up and show you where you really belong, until eventually they have you hooked 24/7, teaching you to 'get' those doubters by knocking on doors with them. If you're single, they'll dangle the unmarried JWs of the opposite sex in front of you, without telling you that they won't do anything with you without permission from the elders, whom they report back to, but if you get baptized they will marry you, have sex maybe once a year (you're going to be married forever, but Armageddon is tomorrow and children would slow us down, and birth control would anger Big J?), and try to talk you into training to be a missionary in another country with them, what an adventure. And after years of training sessions and study which took all your free time (but not money, yet, except your costs for attending Amway-like conferences with every JW in the area, making you think you're normal not a cult), you'll get your big free bath and become a JW, and now you are expected to pay your own way since you're a soldier in a clone war and don't want to be thrown back into the horrible unclean dangerous doomed "world" they saved you from, right? Technically, every baptized JW is a minister, there are no laymen, hence haha kookoo tag you're it, you pay for the lit. you "publish", plus all them impressive-looking conventions, there's no free lunch even for a JW. And you'll be glad to pay since you have to file regular reports on how many hours you spent knocking on doors, how many of each item you "placed", and how many hours of studies you conducted, and with the beady-eyed elders looking over your shoulder, zero looks like a goose egg even if you've spent five years studying to get baptized and ruined your relationships with everybody you knew by now. (Side note: If you are wise then don't slam the door in their faces without getting all the lit. from them you can so you can trash it.)
JW Pres. Frederick William Franz (1893-1992) (creator of the 1975 Armageddon prophecy?) and his dirty laundry.
Are JWs Satan's salesmen?
Christian Bible-thumper exposes JWs in video
Does Watchtower lit. contain subliminal images?
Satanic images in Watchtower lit.
Are the JWs into subliminal mind control?
YouTube: Examples of JW subliminiminiminal art.
YouTube: More wonderful JW art.
More on subliminal art in Watchtower lit.
Weird/Disturbing Art in Watchtower Lit.
YouTube: Happiness in the WT - three hankies.
Good Anti-JW site, if you're a glutton for punishment.
Points out contradictions in JW lit. over the years.
Claims that JWs are not Christian.
JWs should be called Watchtowerites?
The JW Coverup King Doctrine of Doctrines: New Light. Every time one of their pubs. is exposed as wrong, they just publish a new one and claim that God gave them "New Light". Too bad they can't make the old pubs. disappear, why don't they pray to their God to make his mistakes go away before they end up in some sucker's hands? Meanwhile they continue to own the all-important publishing and real estate empire, don't they, quick give me a Bible quote about the love of money being the root of all evil?
Their devious mistranslation of John 1:1 to support their doctrine that Christ ain't so special because he's just a created being.
Lame Defense of the JW John 1:1 xlation.
An organization whose beliefs shift by the year tells you how you will be destroyed and they will be saved at Armageddon?
JW leaflet trying to draw in suckers to a "public discourse", at which they do a make on you and start moving in on your door.
How the JWs use the book "The Paganism in Our Christianity" by Arthur Weigall to justify dumping the Trinity but conveniently ignore his exposure of most of Christianity as pagan-derived.
Their funniest (and sickest) doctrine, that they are the "faithful and discreet slave", therefore only they can publish material to study the Bible with (therefore the Internet is verboten).
The biggest JW doctrine swindle: Anointed vs. Non-Anointed or Other Sheep, launched in the 1930s, just about the time that the org. was big enough for the goats at the top to live like princes? Funny how nobody figured it out till these geniuses came along, baaa?
Only the anointed are true JWs?
How the decades-long WT claims that the anointed will live to see Armageddon are hitting the fan, as the pitiful few anointed knockers still alive are 80-something to 100+, while the other 6 million or so are supposedly permanently left off the Heaven Bus (seating room 144K, sorry, all full), causing an inevitable collision with reality if the organization is to survive, since either non-anointed will have to take it over eventually or who will get to keep the real estate? (Somebody just tuned in and said, "Boy the show has changed"?)
Another funny JW problemo: At the same time that they teach that the Lucky 144K will go to heaven, they teach that there is no immortal soul, so how how how do they do it, gag?
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me? I just took my osteoporosis medicine and I'm set for the whole year? Are the JWs now hinting at 2034 as Mamma Mia How Can You Resist It?
The real question: What if Armageddon still doesn't come 100 years from now? Will they finally give up and get a life and pay back all the victims' families?
Their secret Shit hit the Fan, er, Beth-Shan facility in Calif.
The JWs apply to join the hated U.N. (Whore of Babylon, according to their lit.), get caught, and cover up?
YouTube: Mini-scandal about the Watchtower kicking old uneducated servants out without retirement or health benefits or a way to make a living and replacing them with fresh young witless suckers. Why don't I feel sorry for them?
The JWs are banned in Moscow for their dirty laundry.
More on the Putin on the Ritz Ban on JWs.
The One Mistake all JWs have made?
JW policy on homosexuality sucks if you're a homo?
Closeted gays and lesbians manage to stay in the JWs? No wonder field workers are always escorted and watched like hawks?
The Real Name of Jehovah: the Tetragrammaton. Written as four Hebrew characters with no vowels, nobody can decide how to pronounce it, hence YouTube is out of luck?
Points out that the word "Jehovah" was invented by a 13th cent. Roman Catholic monk, and the Watchtower decision to stick with it (even in languages other than English) is retarded. Or is it another attempt of the Watchtower organization to attain a kind of copyright on the name of their phony idol dressed up in offset press ink? (Actually, like the name Jesus, Jehovah looks suspiciously like a combo of the words Jove and Zeus, so JWs are actually pushing neopaganism? If Jesus really lived, he was called Yehoshua, yuk yuk.)
The JW pamphlet claiming to prove that God's name is Jehovah, yi yi yi yahoo?
More on the tetragrammaton name Yahoova/Yahveh/whatever.
What's In His Name? A Muslim comments on the JWs. Very funny article claiming that Yahweh/Jehovah is really Allah, and that's whom Jesus really worshipped.
YouTube: God's name is Yahawah, his son is Yahawashi, and was black, and whites are devils?
YouTube: Is Jehovah the name of God?
Is the JW New World translation of the Bible intellectually dishonest?
The JWs and their weird interpretation of Daniel ch. 4.
KJV backer points out that the JW translation matches KJV revisions.
Catholic takes on JWs as heretic Arians.
The 1988 JW book "Revelation - It's Grand Climax at Hand!", with their latest take on how It Will End. The artwork shows Marlboro Man Jesus Christ as an old man with a white beard and white robe riding a white horse at the head of an army of cowboy angels. This dude is 2,000+ years old and still never had a piece of poontang, and he's coming back to kill us all for our sins? Stay tuned, I hope not?
Muslim points out problems with JW beliefs - funny.
Another Muslim tells Muslims how to handle JWs at their doors.
YouTube: Ex-JW goes Muslim.
JW doublethink. A cold lives for one reason?
More on JW Orwellian doublestink.
Australian study shows JWs more likely to suffer mental problems.
The old JW "Photodrama of Creation".
Old WT Pubs. - why the WT doesn't want you to read them.
Disfellowshipped elder gives advice to JWs trying to wiggle out.
How JWs thinking of quitting this cult should choose a therapist first.
Raymond Franz, former Governing Board member and JW book writer, the highest-ranking apostate.
Bio. of Raymond Franz (1922-).
The 1967 book "30 Years a Watchtower Slave" by William J. Schnell.
"28 Years a Watchtower Slave" by Gordon Cook, 2000. How many years have you been a WT slave, suckah?
"My Christian Quest: From Jehovah's Witness to Son of God" by Ronald E. Frye.
"Apocalypse Delayed: The Story of Jehovah's Witnesses" by M. James Penton.
"Awakening of a Jehovah's Witness: Escape from the Watchtower Society" by Diane Wilson.
"I, Witness: The Shocking Insider's Story of Jehovah's Witnesses" by Daniel Clark.
"Witnesses of Jehovah: A Shocking Expose of What Jehovah's Witnesses Really Believe" by Leonard and Marjorie Chretien, 1988.
The JWs banned Smurfs in the 1980s?
Smurf appointed to JW Governing Board?
Funny Articles about JWs.
JW Jokes! Why don't JWs get killed during an earthquake?
YouTube: JW Bedroom Laws.
JW teens turn into Nazi skinheads?
YouTube: How JWs build a Kingdom Hall in a weekend.
YouTube: JW Kingdom Hall burns.
YouTube: JW Christmas CD.
YouTube: JWs encounter the Truth Fairy!
YouTube: Funniest JWs.
Funny Article on J. Hoover's Witnesses in Australia.
Russell's "The Finished Mystery" - big embarrassment that keeps coming back.
Complete List of WT Pubs for Masochists.
The Writings that Started It All. CT Russell's complete works online, now banned by the WT because of all their New Improved Gold and Silver Light, kaching.
Yippie! Where to get old Watchtowers and Awakes.
YouTube: Ex-JW apologizes for knocking.
YouTube: I Am An Apostate.
Site for Recovering JWs.
JW News. Updated constantly.
Official Web Site of the Jehovah's Witlesses!
Recovering Jehovah's Witless Signs - where to buy.
America's Got Talent? Good discussion board for ex-JWs.

The Divine Inspiration of the Bible Pro and Con

  • List of the 613 Holy Laws (Mitzvot) of Jehovah in the Old Testament that all true believers must obey (248 positive, 365 negative). No wonder Jews make the best comedians?
  • The Skeptic's Annotated King James Bible. Hilarious.
  • Big List of Alleged Bible Boo-Boos. Perfect stocking stuffer?
  • Bible Errancy Page by Infidel Org.
  • Alleged Bible Contradictions Refuted?
  • Claims all lists of Bible contradictions have lists of answers.
  • The Gospels' funniest contradiction: The Donkey Kongtradiction!
  • Second funniest contradiction: The Staff Infection Contradiction.
  • Answers to Bible Contradictions.
  • Scientific Evidence that the Bible is True.
  • Why so many Bibles? Intro. to the problems of making Bible xlations.
  • New Evangelicalism and Bible Versions. How the replacement of the King James Bible has caused evangelicals to abandon Biblical inerrancy.
  • Why English is "masculine", and thus the modern Bible xlations are an attempt at "effeminizing" religion.
  • The King James Version Defended, by Edward F. Hills (1912-81).
  • Ruckmanism (KJV-onlyism) refuted.
  • The Bible Hell, by J.W. Hanson, 1888. Real place or sick fiction?
  • Who Founded Christianity: Jesus or Paul?
  • Do Paul and Jesus Contradict Each Other?
  • Jesus never existed?
  • Jesus never lived?
  • Jesus was black?
  • Paul the true founder of Christianity not Jesus?
  • The gospels and how nobody can figure out when they were really written.
  • Typical Watch Tower fairy tale world article on why the gospels are history not myth.
  • The evolution of the Christian ichthys fish symbol.
  • The Two Babylons, by Alexander Hislop. Cool 19th cent. book claiming to prove that the Catholic Church is really the ancient Babylonian religion in drag. Used to be popular with JWs (still is?).
  • Fifty Years in the Church of Rome, by Charles Chiniquy. Priest claims that reading the Gospel freed him from Catholicism.
  • Acharya S's 1999 book "The Christ Conspiracy". Claims Christianity is pile of larcenies from Sun-worshipping pagan religions.
  • Christian attack on Acharya.
  • Is the Ark of the Covenant on Tara (Torah) Hill in Ireland?
  • The Alpha and the Omega. Do the Zodiacal Ages Rule?
  • I got it! The Bible was never meant to be taken literally! It is allegorical. (I used to be worried about falling, now I'm going to a family reunion.)
  • Nein! It's all literal, more literal than you think! Immanuel Velikovsky!
  • The Bible is a mushroom cult? Dead Sea Scrolls scholar John Allegro speaks.
  • YouTube: The John Allegro Story.
  • YouTube: Jesus is a magic mushroom?
  • The Brook Kerith, by George Moore. Claims Jesus only swooned on the Cross, survived, and became an Essene monk with brain damage.
  • Jesus really lived but ran a Passover Plot (Hugh J. Schonfield)?
  • The real Passover Plot?
  • The Last Seder: Unscrambling the Baffling Chronology of the Christian Passover. Was the Last Supper a Passover, or was it celebrated the night before, with Jesus crucified during the Passover lamb slaughter? Screws up JWs' minds fast.
  • Between the Two Evenings. More on how there are two contradictory accounts of when JC ate the Last Supper.
  • YHWH and the 70 Thieves - was the Bible written to create a national identity to counter the Greeks?
  • Let's not forget fiction zillionaire Dan Brown. No, let's do forget him.

YouTube Videos on the Bible's Little Problemos, Or, Village Atheists Strike Back?

  • YouTube: 2-Min. History of the Virus-Like Spread of Religion.
  • YouTube: Bible thumpers give 200 different dates for Creation?
  • YouTube: Why the Bible is Fake.
  • YouTube: The God Awful Truth: Christianity Exposed.
  • YouTube: How Christianity was Manufactured.
  • YouTube: The Pagan Origins of the Christ Story.
  • YouTube: The Jesus Fraud.
  • YouTube: Christianity is Pagan.
  • YouTube: Jesus = Persian god Mithra?
  • YouTube: The Christs Before Christ.
  • YouTube: True Origin of Christian Myth: Paganism.
  • YouTube: Christ is really a mushroom?

Christinsanity Speaks for Itself

  • The Jack T. Chick Museum of Fine Art. The king of Bible propaganda must be appreciated. Not only a fiction author but an artist. Scares the hell out of you.
  • Christians Attack Harry Potter's Witchcraft.
  • The Rapture: Is it in the Bible?
  • Rapture Ready. Most popular Rapture Watch site.
  • Signs that we are in the End Times - by a non-JW Bible-thumper.
  • YouTube: Christian explains Armageddon in Prophecy
  • YouTube: Claims that the Catholic Church is the Antichrist.
  • YouTube: The Real Jesus.
  • YouTube: Making the Lucifer Story Into a Comic Book?
  • YouTube: Islam is the Antichrist?
  • YouTube: Why Do People Laugh at Creationists?
  • Early Christian Writings. You'll never guess where the gospels came from...
  • Judging Jimmy Swaggart by the Book of Life?
  • YouTube: Joan Osborne - What if God Was One Of Us?

Evolution vs. Creation, er, the Bible Story in Genesis?

  • Live webcam of the Wailing Wall. Will Jesus appear here, and when?
  • No Answers in Genesis.
  • Institute for Creation Research.
  • Evidence for Creation.
  • Ten Questions Which Creationists Can't Answer.
  • Creation Science Debunked Page.
  • Creation Science and the Flood of Noah. How the creationists 'explain' scientific problems with the story, such as how saltwater and freshwater fishies could both survive.
  • Were elephants created by ETs? Creationists get in a good one.
  • Let's Hear it for the 360-Day Year?
  • Is the Bible Text Mathematically Perfect?
  • Is the Bible Geometrically Perfect?
  • Aliens, Nephilim and the Days of Noah. The Antichrist will use UFOs! (Really flying seraphim.)
  • The Biblical Roots of Millennialism
  • Is the Earth Young or Old? Is Time the scientists' god?
  • Evidence that the Earth is really young.
  • Alleged maps of Earth before the Flood.
  • A JW writes to the Watchtower questioning Noah's Flood.
  • Declaration of Evolution
  • YouTube: Top 10 List Why Anti-Evolutionists Are Wrong.
  • YouTube: Where's the Missing Link?
  • The Bible Unearthed. Does the Bible square with modern archeology?
  • Are Radiometric Dating Techniques Valid?
  • Ripping into the Bible.
  • YouTube: Stephen Hawking's Universe. It started with a Big Bang, but how did the Big Bang begin?
  • YouTube: Evolution is Impossible (funny).
  • YouTube: Evolution is Unquestionable.
  • Origin of Races by ChristianAnswers.Net. How Science and Noah's Ark can be reconciled?
  • The Origin of Races and Color, by Martin Delaney, 1879. Hey handsome?
  • Proof we're descended from cavemen? You Tube: Gary Glitter - Rock and Roll Part 2

The Bible and Human Sexuality

  • The Six Raunchiest, Most Depraved Sex Acts from the Bible.
  • Return of the Rephaim Sons of God came unto the daughters of men and bred giants.
  • Who Were the Sons of God in Genesis 6?
  • Eve and Female Sexual Identity
  • Can female sexuality be explained without Jehovah?
  • Homosexuality and the NIV. How a lesbian supposedly perverted the NIV Bible xlation making homosexuality okay.
  • The Truth About the Jewish Talmud. Does it permit sex between men and 3-year-old girls, while passing a death sentence on gentiles who study it? The KKK will have you know...
  • Refutation by Jewish Defenders.
  • Masturbation and the Bible.
  • Jesus & Mary Magdalene - married?
  • Nudity and the Bible. Claims the Bible okays it.
  • Claims abortion is not a sin in the Bible because the unborn have no soul
  • And Adam Knew Eve. A dictionary of sex in the Bible.
  • The Dancing Beaver Deity (joke)

But Didn't the Jews Write the Dang Thing? The Jews and Their Alleged Conspiracy to Take Over the World

  • YouTube: Quick Review of World Empires
  • There IS no International Jewish Conspiracy.
  • There is, so let's flaunt it?
  • International Jewish Conspiracy. Spoof site.
  • International Jewish Conspiracy Quiz.
  • Was the Invasion of Iraq a Jewish Conspiracy?
  • The Bible is a Jewish Conspiracy?
  • Evolution is a Jewish Conspiracy?
  • British Imperialism is the Real Jewish Conspiracy?
  • Hot Pants are a Jewish Conspiracy?
  • American support for Israel is a Jewish Conspiracy.
  • There is a Jewish Conspiracy, after you define your terms a la Clinton.
  • Bobby Fischer, the world's smartest boy sets us straight about the Jewish conspiracy, because it's out to get him.
  • Hilarious YouTube video by Muslim scholar on why Tom and Jerry is a Jewish conspiracy.
  • The Jews are Khazars and Not True Israelites?
  • The Book of Ruth and the Khazars. Claims the Bible sanctions foreigners adopting Judaism.
  • Who were the Khazars? Khazars versus Ashkenazi Jews.
  • Are Russian Jews Descended from Khazars? Claims to take a middle ground.
  • Are Modern Jews Descended from Khazars? Contra.
  • The Khazars: A European experiment in Jewish Statecraft.
  • YouTube: The Khazars are the Illuminati?
  • Hitler understood the Jews better than they understand themselves? The Jewish message must unite the world, not the Christian message?
  • Does Judaism Believe in Satan? Satan is only an angel taking orders from God?
  • A Jew Explains Why Jesus Isn't the Jewish Messiah, despite having to admit that Jehovah has failed to keep his promise to send them one for 2,000 years.
  • To a Jew, Jesus was a bad Jew and test of their faith?
  • Where did the name Jesus come from, anyway? Isn't it supposed to be Yehoshua?
  • Why the gospel accounts of Jesus' birth are not from pagan sources, but are quite truly Jewish fictions.
  • YouTube: The Hitler Song
  • YouTube: Jewish Conspiracy to Turn Jesus into a Gay Broadway Diva?
  • YouTube: King Herod's Song in Jesus Christ Superstar.
  • YouTube: Jewish Conspiracy to Turn Jesus into a Rapper?
  • YouTube: Jesus v. Hitler Wrestling Match.
  • YouTube: Jesus v. Terminator.
  • YouTube: Jesus v. Satan Wrestling Match.
  • YouTube: The Passion of Zombie Jesus?
  • YouTube: Matisyahu Sings Jerusalem.

How about the proofs for the existence of God, duh?

  • Pascal's Wager. Philosophical Funny Money?
  • 300 proofs of God's existence (modulo damage control?).
  • 50 Simple Proofs that God is Imaginary.
  • Proofs for and against.
  • God and Whose Army, by Ian G. Anderson - claims to disprove the god concept.
  • Crowd Control Version for Roman Catholics.
  • The proof is easy as Pi?
  • Just look in the sky?
  • Does God Exist? Celebs Give Opinions.
  • Proof That There is No God?
  • YouTube: Kirk Cameron's Banana Argument for God.
  • YouTube: Banana Argument from another angle.
  • YouTube: The Equally Tasty Peanut Butter Argument.
  • YouTube: The God Who Wasn't There, by atheist Richard Dawkins.
  • YouTube: Rolling Stones: Sympathy for the Devil. If there is one?
  • YouTube: Arthur Brown: Fire.

The Bible & Conspiracy Theories (CTs), Illuminati, Masons, Priory of Sion, Satanism, NWO and OWG, etc.

  • YouTube: Rape Warning: Illuminati Symbolism All Around You?
  • YouTube: Rape Warning II: The Illuminati and the New World Order.
  • YouTube: Not only is U.S. currency Satanic, but 9/11 was predicted on U.S. currency designs?
  • YouTube: Reptilian Head on the U.S. $10 Bill?
  • The NWO in Bible Prophecy.
  • YouTube: Secrets of the Matrix.
  • Occult Numbers and How They Fit Into the NWO.
  • Masonland Washington D.C.
  • How Satanists really run Wash. D.C. through a small-town lesbian Masonic front?
  • U.S. Presidents are all Illuminati/Masons?
  • The Priory of Sion.
  • Bill Clinton the Decoy Antichrist
  • Barack Obama is a stooge of the Zionists and/or Illuminati?
  • History of the Baphomet Sigil.
  • The Templars are behind the Dispensationalist movement?
  • The OWG plan to own us through a world supercomputer bank.
  • Lincoln and JFK assassinations part of OWG plot?
  • Lucent is really named after Lucifer, and devoted to world mind control?
  • The Wiccan Religion: Started by Freemason?
  • Satanic Ritual Abuse: real or NWO fiction?
  • New Age Bible versions are part of a Satanic OWG plot?
  • Was Christopher Colombus AKA Cristobal Colon working for the Illuminati?
  • JPL founder Jack Parsons, his strange life and claims to be the Antichrist.
  • YouTube: The kooky Mormon cult and its moronic fairy tale white-is-right theology.
  • End of World Predictions: a running log.
  • Is Funny Ears Prince Charles the Antichrist?
  • YouTube: Masons, Secret Societies, JWs, etc.
  • YouTube: Nazis Hiding in Antarctica?
  • Christ, Krishna, Kukulcan, etc. are really serpent priest-kings of galactic brotherhoods?
  • Is Lucifer really a beautiful goddess?
  • Fun clips from The Exorcist.
  • A real exorcism.
  • Inside the Church of Satan
  • Signs You Are a Satanic Fundamentalist
  • Are CTs just plots for writers to make money?
  • Freemason Archives for Christians.

Sand, the future's in sand? Artificial Intelligence: The ultimate proof of Evolution, or the ultimate disproof?

  • Can Your Mind Be Uploaded from Your Brain?
  • Ray Kurzweil, guru of AI predicts eternal life, er, several centuries. (Why not so-many orgasms?)
  • How Science with a capital S will give us eternal life - if you can pay your doctor and pharmacist bills.
  • Introduction to the Singularity. Is man on the verge of creating his own God through artificial intelligence? Or is this just another snare of Satan for the wise? The day is supposedly coming when machines will no longer need us. BTW, fictional characters cannot be smarter than the fiction writer. All from a kid who dropped out of school.
  • Fiction author Vernor Vinge, popularizer if not inventor of the Singularity.
  • Like bedbugs, they sleep with you, are flat and oval in shape? The god-in-a-book idea as the soul of the Western mindset.
  • According to Business Week, silicon-based machines will soon get smarter than us and run the world, putting the Bible out of business.
  • The dude called Rael claims cloning as first step to immortality sans Christ.
  • Two Ways to Clone Mammals & Humans

Relax, don't do it? Various Alternate Theories of History and the Future, the Kookier the Cooler?

  • December 21, 2012 = End of the World?
  • Was Adam created by injection of genes into hominids by visitors from the mysterious 12th planet?
  • The Ancient Astronaut Theory.
  • Alan F. Alford's alternate theory about the source of Egyptian religion.
  • Draconians (shape-shifting lizards) wage war for planet Earth right under our noses?
  • Is there a Planet X?
  • The bizarre Church of Scientology Xenu story. Makes the Bible look good?
  • YouTube: Reptilians Are Behind the NWO?

Misc.

  • The Forbidden Library: Banned and Challenged Books.
  • World Mysteries.com
  • How to Build a Universe That Doesn't Fall Apart Two Days Later. Speech by sci-fi great Philip K. Dick.
  • Ron Puhek's great book The Abyss Absolute: Autobiography of a Suicide.
  • Are the Stock Market and Other Mass People Phenomena Controlled by Ion Ratios In the Atmosphere?
  • Fun World Geography Game.
  • Fun World History Game.
  • Rainman Cheat Sheet.
  • The Greatest Unsolved Problems in Science.
  • Strangest Sights in Google Earth.
  • Demonstration of the Insignificance (or Uniqueness) of Earth.
  • YouTube: Here's to the Crazy Ones.
  • Which Side of Your Brain Are You Using?
  • YouTube: Dear Penis by Jack Black.

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